If you just turned your radio on, he's done it again

words I remember from the baseball album to the 1967 Boston Red Sox team.  Well, instead of Carl Yastremski, its my little buggah Jackie Lay.  For the fourth time in six games, he's hit me with a ball that I pitched to him.  Yes, I did prepare.  I had the glove ready and I swore that this time if he's hitting it back at me, I'll catch it or deflect it.  This time the pitch came in and it was my shin that took the hit.  I didnt hit the deck this time but just the same..he was thrilled.  I cannot believe he has another year of coach pitch.  He's gonna hurt someone........other than me.