Catherine taking over

I was in the living room when I heard this crazed scream from Catherine at the kitchen table. Apparently, she had been trying to staple two pieces of paper together and her thumb got in the way. The staple remained lodged in her skin deeeep and she was bleeding. I had to yank the sucker out of there and there was blood involved. The poor little buggah milked it for a day or two but I imagine it did hurt. As I was tending to her needs Jack was standing on top of a kitchen chair facing the back. Down the chair went with him on it, standing and face first. Luckily, my reaction time was good as I caught him before he did a face plant on the ground.